Once upon a time, there was a young king named King Dorian. He and his wife, Queen Irina, were expecting their first baby. One day, Queen Irina said to King Dorian, "I've been thinking of what we should name the baby. If it's a boy, I think we should name him after you."
"I thought of that, too," said the king, "but... what if he's a LOSER?" (True story - only the names have… MORE >>